Paris Hilton me fotografi të “nxehta”

A po mundohet Paris Hilton që të ndjekë hapat e Miley Cyrus dhe Britney Spears?.

Trashëgimtarja e hoteleve dhe ndërmarrësja e çantave ka realizuar një sesion me fotografi të “nxehta”.

Fotografitë “seksi” janë realizuar nga fotografi kontrovers Terry Richardson dhe ajo i ka publikuar në Instagram.



Në njërën nga imazhet e publikuara 32 vjeçarja ka pozuar së bashku me të motrën Nicky.

E gjithë kjo është bërë për të promovuar singlin e saj “Good Time” në bashkëpunim me Lil Wayne i cili do të publikohet më një tetor.

​Irina Shayk, më shumë se sa joshëse

Ajo nuk është vetëm një super modele me trup që të ‘merr në qafë’, por ajo ka dizajnuar edhe koleksionin e parë të rrobave të plazhit “Beach Bunny”. 27-vjeçarja ruse ka realizuar një set fotosh me këto rroba në një plazh idilik.

Ylli që modelon për “Sports Illustrated”, “Victoria’s Secret” dhe “Intimissimi”, duket perfekte në ujin me ngjyrë. Ajo ka pozuar në pozicione “të forta” dhe joshëse.

E dashura e Kristiano Ronaldos pritet të vishet në të njëjtën formë edhe në rolin e gruas së Herkulit në filmin me të njëjtin titull, ku do të jetë pranë Herkulit, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.

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A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then we're going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you can choose how to die." The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through. The Englishman says, "a pistol for me please." The chief gives him a pistol, the Englishman points it at his head and says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out. The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork!" The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over--the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There is blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The chief is appalled and asks, "My God, what are you doing?" And the New Yorker responds, "So much for your canoe you stupid cannibal!

​E dehur sa s’mund të qëndroi në këmbë

Si një amerikane jashtë vendit të saj duket se e ka tepruar me abuzimin e alkool. 19 vjeçarja Courtney Stodden mezi është nxjerrë nga një lokal në Londër natën e mbrëmshme për shkak të konsumit të tepërt të alkoolit. Ylli televiziv amerikan ka dhënë një shfaqje të vërtetë në kryeqytetin britanik pasi nga dehja e tepërt nuk ka mundur të qëndronte në këmbë e në anën tjetër fustani i saj ishte shumë i hapur. Adoleshentja e cila ka zmadhuar gjinjtë është e martuar me 53 vjeçarin Doug Hutchison. Ata u martuan në vitin 2011 kur ajo ishte vetëm 16 vjeçare.

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We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car. We whip the enemy in battle, then give them the shirt off our backs. We yell for speed laws that will stop fast driving, then won't buy a car if it can't go over 100 miles an hour. Americans get scared to death if we vote a billion dollars for education, then are unconcerned when we find out we are spending three billion dollars a year for cigarettes. We know the line-up of every baseball team in the American and National Leagues but don't know half the words in the "Star Spangled Banner". We'll spend half a day looking for vitamin pills to make us live longer, then drive 90 miles an hour on slick pavement to make up for lost time. We tie up our dog while letting our sixteen year old son run wild. We will work hard on a farm so we can move into town where we can make more money so we can move back to the farm. In the office we talk about baseball, shopping or fishing, but when we are out at the game, the mall or on the lake, we talk about business. We are the only people in the world who will pay $.50 to park our car while eating a $.25 sandwhich. We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world and more diets to keep us from eating it. We run from morning to night trying to keep our earning power up with our yearning power. We're supposed to be the most civilized Christian nation on earth, but we still can't deliver payrolls without an armored car. We have more experts on marriage than any other country in the world and still have more divorces.

Mësuesja e fillores lind në klasë

Një mësuese filloreje ka treguar se si kolegët e saj e kanë ndihmuar të lindë djalin në një prej klasave të shkollës ku punonte. Dajan Krish-Viëreimeni ka shkuar në punë si çdo ditë normale, rreth një javë përpara se t’i afronte data e lindjes. Tre nga kolegët e saj të shkollës fillore “Manford”, Eseks, Britani, e kanë ndihmuar atë të lindë djalin saj, Xhonah, në një klasë kur i plasën ujërat sapo ra zilja e mësimit. 30-vjeçarja tha se: “Të gjithë më mbështetën kaq shumë dhe vepruan thjesht në mënyrë instiktive”. Mësuesja kishte marrë pjesë në mbledhjen e mëngjesit dhe menjëherë pas kësaj kishte kërkuar të shkonte në shtëpi, sepse nuk ndihej mirë. “Gjithçka ndodhi brenda 20 minutash”, tha ajo. Xhonah është fëmija i saj i dytë dhe lindja kishte kaluar pa vështirësi. Klasa ku lindi mësuesja, është quajtur tani dhoma e Xhonah.

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When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. "And the Americans, they are so friendly!" he concluded. "Before the game started, they all stood up and looked at me and sang, .... 'Jose, can you see?'"

Propozon vajzen ne menyre speciale (Video)

An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them. He then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" Nobody answered him. He then asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" Again nobody answered. The old Indian said, "I tell story of Georgie and Georgie father. Georgie chop down cherry tree. Georgie tell truth, Big Georgie no punish." So the Indian asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" To which the littlest Indian replied, "I push port-a-potty over cliff." The old Indian then shakes and spanks him, for his punishment. When he is done, the little Indian asks, "Georgie tell truth, Georgie no get punish. I tell truth, I get punished. Why you punish, father?" The old Indian replied, "Big Georgie not in cherry tree when it got chopped down!!!"

Vetura me e forte ne bote, Mund ti perballoj deri ne 16ton peshe mbi te (Video)

 Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink... Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke... Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters... Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage... Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place... Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight... Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...

Si te perfitojme nga nje moter medicionale! (Video)

An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. The banker pulled out the loan application, asking, "What are you going to do with the money?" "Take jewelry to city and sell it," said the old man. "What have you got for collateral?" queried the banker, going strictly by the book. "Don't know of collateral." "Well that's something of value that would cover the cost of the loan. Have you got any vehicles?" "Yes, I have a 1949 Chevy pickup." The banker shook his head, "How about livestock?" "Yes, I have a horse." "How old is it?" "I don't know; it has no teeth." Finally the banker decided to make the $500 loan. Several weeks later the old man was back in the bank. He pulled out a roll of bills, "Here's the money to pay loan," he said, handing the entire amount including interest. "What are you going to do with the rest of that money?" "Put it in my pocket." "Why don't you deposit it in my bank?" he asked. "I don't know of deposit." "Well, you put the money in our bank and we take care of it for you. When you want to use it you can withdraw it." The old Indian leaned across the desk, looking suspiciously at the banker, and asked, "What you got for collateral?"